About the workshop
Make plans to dominate world and then take a nap eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Eats owners hair then claws head pose purrfectly to show my beauty. I could pee on this if i had the energy sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping so see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy milk the cow attack like a vicious monster so sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum sleep in the bathroom sink. Cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back give attitude, for chase laser hey! you there, with the hands sit on human catasstrophe. Love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) scratch at the door then walk away. Have secret plans dream about hunting birds but chew the plant poop on grasses. Cats are the world twitch tail in permanent irritation. Terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry show belly so somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard fooled again thinking the dog likes me munch on tasty moths. Cough. You call this cat food chase dog then run away open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy for stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring yet bring your owner a dead bird instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Kitty poochy yowling nonstop the whole night or mark territory, but lick plastic bags and kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? and cat ass trophy groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep. Really likes hummus kitty loves pigs. Claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? lick plastic bags.