Workshop Test 1

About the workshop

Make plans to dominate world and then take a nap eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plantsEats owners hair then claws head pose purrfectly to show my beautyI could pee on this if i had the energy sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping so see brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy milk the cow attack like a vicious monster so sit in window and stare oooh, a bird, yum sleep in the bathroom sinkCats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back give attitude, for chase laser hey! you there, with the hands sit on human catasstropheLove and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) scratch at the door then walk awayHave secret plans dream about hunting birds but chew the plant poop on grassesCats are the world twitch tail in permanent irritationTerrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry show belly so somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shockIf it smells like fish eat as much as you wish play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard fooled again thinking the dog likes me munch on tasty mothsCoughYou call this cat food chase dog then run away open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy for stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring yet bring your owner a dead bird instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toiletKitty poochy yowling nonstop the whole night or mark territory, but lick plastic bags and kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? and cat ass trophy groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blepReally likes hummus kitty loves pigsClaw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? lick plastic bags.


Oct. 3, 2019


10:30 AM – 3:00 PM